HRH Riverside Time Traveller’s Blogs – “Introduction”
The Unofficial Royal Blog
The Unofficial Royal Blog
Hello and welcome to my inorgal…anugil…very first Unofficial Royal Blog.
Please let me intraduct…intrudice…tell you about myself. (Man this writing thing is going to be hard!!)
I am His Royal Highness Riverside Time Traveller. But to those who know me I am HRH Chime, or just Chime or Boogie or Fat Man or Lightning. Although sometimes my Mumma calls me something else, especially when I’m not in the same place she put me the night before.
I have lived with my Mumma for seven years and I am now 4 and 3 hooves old so I have been with Mumma for a super forever time. Apparently I was a wedding anniversary present or something. From what I have heard you are supposed to give each other a watch “IF” you manage to stay married for 17 years but Mumma already had one of those and she really wanted a horse, even though she already had lots of them too.
So of course she convinced the man of the house (like that was hard to do) that getting another horse was the right thing to do so as a little foal I travelled with my real born mummy to live with my new Mumma in Dargaville.
Of course I didn’t have a proper name so in the spirit of the gift she named me Chime, or Riverside Time Traveller for when I go out to fancy shows, because she reckons watches tell time and can make chimey-like noises or something. It was either that or she had just watched The Time Traveller’s Wife for like the tenth billionth time because it’s one of her favourite movies.
Anywho, I thought you might like to follow me on my adventures as I navigate the somewhat strange and unpredictable world of being a spoilt rotten horse… I mean a highly tuned equine athlete.
So join me on my journey and follow my Unofficial Royal Blog to get all the tips and tricks of being a superstar.
